Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..

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1 BADSHA KO 1LARKI PASAND AAGAI
US LARKI KA BAAP SUNNAR THA
BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO DARBAR ME BULAYA ,,,,,,


4 DIN GUZARY K BAWAJUD BHI SUNNAR BADSHA KY DARBAR NA AYA TOU BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO GRIFTAR KARNY KY LEA SIPAAHI BHEJY



JUB WOH SUNNAR K GHAR PHONCHY TOU GHAR KO TALA LGA HUA THA



BADSHA NY SIPAHIYON KO HUKAM DIYA K SUNNAR KO DHOONDO ........
SIPAHIYON NY SUNNAR KO HAR JAGHA DONDHA LEKIN WO UNKO KAHEIN NA MILA AUR SIPHAYION KA SARA WAQT ASY BARBAD HUA JESY AP KA SMS KO PHRNY ME.......................................

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Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?
Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do.
Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka jhoka aya or dulhan ka ghoonghat uth gya.
Molvi: Ama miya baki paise to le jao;-

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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena

Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ?

BIJLI ajay to yaad se Motor chala dena

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Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

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Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…
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Milk has increased to Rs. 70…
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Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’(
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Thanks God!
Passing Marks are still 33…

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U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.
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Jharu pocha karlo
Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha
lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..

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Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
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Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
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.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
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Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_ As Peyu nu
Kinay Chaireya ey….

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Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?
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Agar
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‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!!
To Newton hi mar jata!!!

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Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se
Ilaaj…?
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Ae Galib!
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Ishq Ka Rog Tha
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MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya.
<(',')
((> ouch
<<
Mummy Mat Maro…:p

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Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez

"APN0 KI JUDAI HY"



So
Plz
Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro"
(' , ')>
/) (
/ /Kal V halka Jya Bukhar hogya c.

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Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy

Wah wah wah


Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy





Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
\(",)
|>
/ \ miti pao g!

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Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

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Wife Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho Maine use 10 sal phle shadi se inkar kiya tha 0r wo aaj tak p raha hai



Husband:
ITNA Lammbba jashan .

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Sn: Ppa god news hai
Ppa: Kya?
Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge.
Ppa: Hn.
Sn: Apke 5000 bach ge .

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Husband texts to wife on cell..

"Hi,what r u doing Darling?"

Wife: I'm dying..!

Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"

Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my hair.."

Husband: "Bloody English Language!

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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..

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'Breaking News"
C.C.P.O Karachi said:

"Aaj rat 12 baje k bad double






"Aur Tripple films araam se dekhein koi masla nhi hy" :-D:-o'

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