Hello!
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Kia Haal Hai ?
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Kia Ho Raha Hai ?
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Aap Kahan Rehte Ho ?
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Kitne Rooms Hain ?
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Ghar Men T.V Hai ?
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Kon Se Channels Aate Hain ?
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Table Hai ?
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Chair Bhi Hogi
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Janwer Paalte Ho ?
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Billi Hai ?
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Music Sunte Ho ?
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Phir Audio System Bhi Hoga
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Nalka Hai ?
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Pani Aata Hai ?
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Fridge Hai ?
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Fan Hai Ya A.C ?
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Phone Hai ?
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Wire Less Hai ?
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Mobile Hai ?
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Nokia Hai Ya Koi Aur ?
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Sim Hai ?
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Balance Bhi Hoga ?
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To kanjose SMS q Nahi Karte. :-

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ap k *Chehre* pe Noor ki *Smile* hai
ap k pas *Mehnga* Mobile hai
Ap k *Inbox* mai sms ki *Lambi* file hai
pr *sms* Nhe krte kia *Faqeero* wala *Style* hai

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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,

Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25
25 25 25 loot-loo! chwaniya hai,
Mujhe sms karne ke kaam aayengi.
Sharmao mat.

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Kal Se Tabiyat Theek Nhi Thi
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Phr 1 Baba Ko Dikhaya
Baba Ne Kaha K Tm Pr JIN Ka Saya Hy
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Kisi KANJOOS Ko SMS kARO
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Thank God
Ab Acha Feel Horaha Hy.

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khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle



service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen



paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye

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Aaj mere pass

Mobile hy

Number hy

Charger hy

Battery hy

Balance hy

Tumhare pass kiya hy?

Hy koi msg?

To bhej do

Agar nahi to

Mobile bech do.

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!!!!!

*Mubarak ho*



SMS na kaRNe pe

Aapko

Award

of "Kanjoosi" 2012

diya jata ha.

Thanks ki koi baat nae ap ka haq ha

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khud ko kar kanjus itna ke har sms behjne sy pehle
service centar waly caal kar k khud puchen
paa g paki gall a bhejna aae k sending fail kariye

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Beta: Papa ye SMS kise kahte hai aur Ye kiske kaam aata hai?

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Papa: Beta ye VIP log bhejte hai aur KANJOOS Logo k padhne k kaam

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Kya lekar aye thay?
kya lekar jaoge …?
mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge,
itne paise bacha kar kya..
MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

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Description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…..

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Ho mera kam fakiron ko sms karna.
in kanjooson. Gareebon ka inbox bharna.
mere ALLAH inho ko bhi ab ghairat ajaey.
ye sms parhty he inka b sms ajay.

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1 kanjoos tha,
Bilkul kanjoos tha,
Khalis kanjoos tha,
Bohut ziada kanjoos tha,
Aap mat ghabrao
Aap k samne to wo kuch b nei tha,

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Udhar aap majboor bethay hain, Idher ham majboor bethe hain!

Baat ho to aakhir kaisay ho,

Jab dono taraf 2 kanjoos bethe hain

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1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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Aaj Kuch Maangna Hay Tum Say
Aaj Kuch Lena Hay Tum Say
Aaj Kuch Dena Hay Tum Ko
Aaj Kuch Kehna Hay Tum Ko
Na He Koi Khuwahish, Tamanna Na Arzoo
Bas Aik Hi Chah Hai Apni Aur Aik Hi Justaju
Ham Maangtay Hain Tum Say,
Teray Derd O Gham Wo Saarey Jo Rula Gaye Hain
Teri Neenden Uda Gaye Hain
Ham Hain Shareek E Gham Teray Pehchaan To Sahi
Ham Bhi Hain Saath Teray Tu Jaan To Sahi
Ker Bojh Apnay Dil Ka Halka Hamen Bataday
Ye Fikar Ye Udasi Kioon Hay Zara Sunaday
Laaye Hain Ham Baharain Teray Hi Waastay
Ye Rang Aur Ye Khushboo Teray Hi Waastey
Aaj Kuch Maangtay Hain Tum Say
Aaj Kuch MaangnA Hay Tum S@y.

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'Neem ke 4 patte lo 2 ko pani main ubal lo or 2 ki chatni bana k pani k sath kha....'

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