'BREAKiNG news frIenDs jIn jin ki light Hai wo0 jaldi sa tv laga ka..
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pogo daken...!
hahahahaha'

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'Kal 127 logon ko Bewaqoof banaya ... !!!
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neechey dekho....!!
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Aisey hi ....!! :P

ab
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''mere numbr pe tune suno. me ne khud apni awaz me gana ga k lgwaya hy!


































Frwd kro aur dekna kis kis bewakof ki miscal Ati he''

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'Maa Da Puttar hain tay thallay aa,
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Peyo Da Puttar hain tay Uttay Ja.'

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'Tawajjo Farmaye,,
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Tawajjo Farmane ka Shukaria!
Ab Aram Farmaye.'

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'Oye gal sun yr










Calculator ty Alaram kinj lgta v?










Me suba roza rkhna v'

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1 Badshah ko 1 Larki Pasand Aagai, Us Larki ka Baap Sunar Tha, Badshah ne Sunar ko Darbar me Bulaya,

4 din Guzarney k Bawajud bhi Sunar Badshah k Darbar me Na Aaya to Badshah ne Sunar ko Giraftar karne k liey Sipahi bhejey

Jab Wo Sunar k Ghar Pohnchey to Ghar ko Tala laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahyon ko Hukm dya k Sunar ko Dhundo.

Sipahyon ne Sunar ko har Jaga Dhunda lekin wo unko kahin na mila, Aur Sipahyon ka Sunar ko dhundney me sara Waqt aisey barbad hua

Jese Aap ka is sms ko parhney me hua hy :-P

Hanso mat, merey sath bhi aisa hua tha. Kisi aur ko bhejh ker badla le lo :-:-)'

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'Main bewaqoof!
Main bewaqoof!
Main bewaqoof!
Main bewaqoof!
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Aahista bolo
Awaz yahan tak aa rhi hai
Ab Ho to ho
sub ko btana zruri hai kya_?$'

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'1 Badsha Ko 1larki Pasand Aagai
Us Larki Ka Baap Sunnar Tha
Badsha Ny Sunnar Ko Darbar Me Bulaya ,,,,,,

4 Din Guzary K Bawajud Bhi Sunnar Badsha Ky Darbar Na Aya Tou Badsha Ny Sunnar Ko Griftar Karny Ky Lea Sipaahi Bhejy

Jub Woh Sunnar K Ghar Phonchy Tou Ghar Ko Tala Lga Hua Tha

Badsha Ny Sipahiyon Ko Hukam Diya K Sunnar Ko Dhoondo ……..
Sipahiyon Ny Sunnar Ko Har Jagha Dondha Lekin Wo Unko Kahein Na Mila Aur Siphayion Ka Sara Waqt Asy Barbad Hua Jesy Ap Ka Sms Ko Phrny Me…'

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'Sardar ko ek Dost ne
1st April ko Ghar khane pe Bulaya, Ghar pe Tala tha.?
or bahir Likha tha.
Baiwkoof Bana lia..
Sardar ne nichay likh dia
MAIN AYA HI NAHIN'

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'Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai...
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho.:p'

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'Logon se Hum Pyar Kartay HAin Apna Dost MAan KAr Or Woh Humain Dhoka Detay Hain Bewaqoof Samujh KAr'

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'Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi
Police Ne Car Ko Roka
Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat
Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho
Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai
Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge
Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving
Licence Banwaunga
Tabhi Uski Maa Boli
Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai
Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur
Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole
Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car
Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge
Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi
Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya'

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'1 Badsha Ko 1larki Pasand Aagai
Us Larki Ka Baap Sunnar Tha
Badsha Ny Sunnar Ko Darbar Me Bulaya ,,,,,,

4 Din Guzary K Bawajud Bhi Sunnar Badsha Ky Darbar Na Aya Tou Badsha Ny Sunnar Ko Griftar Karny Ky Lea Sipaahi Bhejy

Jub Woh Sunnar K Ghar Phonchy Tou Ghar Ko Tala Lga Hua Tha

Badsha Ny Sipahiyon Ko Hukam Diya K Sunnar Ko Dhoondo ……..
Sipahiyon Ny Sunnar Ko Har Jagha Dondha Lekin Wo Unko Kahein Na Mila Aur Siphayion Ka Sara Waqt Asy Barbad Hua Jesy Ap Ka Sms Ko Phrny Me…'

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''Kal 127 logon ko Bewaqoof banaya ... !!!
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neechey dekho....!!
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Aisey hi ....!! :P

ab
127 se ziyada ho gaye''

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'It's your Gift

47028918583496
Rs.1000 walay scratch card
ka number hay load kar lo.

Nahi load howa?

Kamal hey,
jub me ne kia tha tab to ho gia tha:)'

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'Ek Pathan angoor bech raha tha
Magar kah raha tha "aalo le lo aalo"
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1 Admi ne kaha Khan sahb yai tu angoor hain
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Pathan: Chup ! Warna Makkiyan aa jayengi'

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'Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..'

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'jab koi fzool msg pra kro to
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. . . . plz is msg ko bhi delet kr do
thank'

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'Breaking News"
C.C.P.O Karachi said:

"Aaj rat 12 baje k bad double






"Aur Tripple films araam se dekhein koi masla nhi hy" :-D:-o'

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