Insult sms

A' suomaF rotcoD dloT eM tahT ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH ehT tnelaT oT daeR $M$ revenehW stI nettirW '...ylesreveR ...

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I just feel u.... Whenever I feel u.... I just miss u ..... Whenever i miss u .... I just wanna See u .... Do u know why....... It's juts because ............ ******I LOVE CARTOONS******* ...

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Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontro

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol? When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself, that is ignorance! & When i look at u & i don't laugh, thats called self control:-) ...

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U r Ultimate

U r Ultimate U r Lovely U r Likable U r Unique In short ...... U r ULLU !!! ...

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In 3 ways u can break d mirror��

In 3 ways u can break d mirror�� 1.throw stone at d mirror 2. throw de mirror on d floor. 3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth��. ...

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Question: Why do men chase women

Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying? Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars when they have no intention of driving. ...

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Boy: "You Are Like A COIN."
Girl: "Awwww, Valuable .. ?"
Boy: "No, Two Faced"

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Today is an international day

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled . Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, ...

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... ...

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Ultimate insult

Ultimate insult.. I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D' ...

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Roses r lal

Roses r lal skies r nila, ur brain is like khali patila. Bura man liya? O.K Roses r red skies r blue, I born smart what d hell hapened to u. Thora sa or bura manlo :p ...

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya. ...

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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere.. ...

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Plz call me

Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . . Aap ka hi blood group chahiye, Plz mana mat karna . . Warna . . GADHA mar jayega ...

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SomeOne

SomeOne.. MiSSES U.. NeeDS U.. Worries About U Lonely Without U Guess Who? THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO .. ...

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Punjab vich eana Pani ay

Punjab vich eana Pani ay. 5 Darya, 135 Nehran, 65,000 khalay, 14,000 chhapar, 1,76,250 nalkay, 1,92,000 motoran, Te kaka tu Nahanda fir v nai ;) ...

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Well Come To

Well Come To www.love.com Type Password ***** Processing... Sorry ! Aap K Pyar Karne Ki UMAR ABHI NAHI AAI. Please Try For www.Feeder_ choosni.com ...

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Offo Kya Kertey Ho Aap

Offo Kya Kertey Ho Aap Door Hato Koi Dekhey Ga To Kya Kahyga Aqal Nahi He Kiya ¿ Uff Nahi Karen Na plz AKele May Kijiye Ga . . . . .NAAK SAAF" ...

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Girls attitude, when boy doesn't look at her

Girls attitude, when boy doesn't look at her she says:KUTTA dkh hi nhn rha hai n When boy looks at her she says:'' Dkh kaise KUTTON ki tarhan dkh rha hai;-) ...

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Karo ge YAAD guzre ZAMANE ko

Karo ge YAAD guzre ZAMANE ko,TARSO ge humare sath 1 PAL bitane ko,phir AWAZ doge hume vapas bulane ko,or HUM kahenge DARWAZA nhi hai KABAR se bahar aane ko.@ ...

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