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Friday, 12 April 2013

Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua…

Once Bread and butter were travelling by plane… plane crash hua… bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa… kyon??? Because woh Butter FLY thaa.. ...
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Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain

Q : Yeh Batao Prinde Sardiyo Mein 1 Jaga Chor Kar Dusri Jaga Ur(FLY) Kar K Kyun Jate Hain . . . . . . Ans : Kyun K Agar Woh Chal Kar Jae Ge Toh Thak Jae Ge..;-> ...
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Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho

Q : Tum Parindo K Bare Mein Kya Jante Ho . . . . . . . . . Ans : Sab Kuch Acha Yeh Btao Woh Kon Sa Prinda Hai Jo Ur(fly) Nahin Sakta . . . . ....
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Thursday, 11 April 2013

Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World?

Do U knoW Which is D Oldest Animal |n D World? ? Give up? ? ? Wel its, Zebra-Coz its still in black and white ...
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doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)

doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)….. y does it only sell finished cloth….?? i dont think its a tough one well the answer is Because….They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK) ...
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Which day is stronger..!

Q. Which day is stronger..! The Answer is..! Its Sunday Coz Monday Is A Weekday (Weak day)…………………;-> ...
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Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho

Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-( or baki 16 ghantey Biwi k bas me;-) ...
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Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ?

Teacher : Y are majority of south Indians dark in colour ? . . . . . Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying sunscreen lotion ...
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Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko 1 Rassi Se Bandha Jaye To Us Rassi Ko Kya Kahege? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? NOKIA Connecting Pipal ...
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Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai?

Do u knw glass tootey to kya awaaz aati hai? Dhuzy? No dhooz?? No thishh?? Nahi bhae Ami ki awaz aati hai “arey kambakht, kya tor dia”? ...
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Sunday, 17 March 2013

Melne aaye thy

'"Melne aaye thy chorhne k lie" "Is takalluf kia zrurat thi?"....' ...
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