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Showing posts with label joke sms. Show all posts
Sunday, 14 April 2013

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,

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Unlike others your brain is a master piece, It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right. In left nothing is Right & in right nothing ...

Read Carefully

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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..

1 BADSHA KO 1LARKI PASAND AAGAI

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1 BADSHA KO 1LARKI PASAND AAGAI US LARKI KA BAAP SUNNAR THA BADSHA NY SUNNAR KO DARBAR ME BULAYA ,,,,,, 4 DIN GUZARY K BAWAJUD BHI SUNNAR B...

Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees?

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Nikah k baad dulha: Molvi sahb apki fees? Molvi: Dulhan ki khubsurti k mutabik de do. Dulha ne 10 rupay diye aur chal diya. Achanak hawa ka...

Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena.

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Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko pay saja lena. Sath Guzre Lamhon ko Dil may Bsa lena Main to Brson ka PYASA hoon ? FARAZ ? BIJLI ajay to yaad se...

Kya lekar aye thay?

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Kya lekar aye thay? kya lekar jaoge …? mujhe sms nahi kar k kitne paise bachao ge, itne paise bacha kar kya.. MOBILE MAIN CNG LAGWAO GE.

Dollars has increased to Rs. 96…

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Dollars has increased to Rs. 96… . . . Milk has increased to Rs. 70… . . . Petrol has increased to Rs. 101… :’( . . . Thanks Go...

U r 20% Fantastic,

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U r 20% Fantastic, U r 20% Attractive, U r 20% Loveable, U r 20% Terific, U r 20% Understandable, Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha.

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Q Udas Bethi Ho Kisi Sham Ki Tarha. . . . . …. . . . Jharu pocha karlo Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha lovely msg f0r “Bekar” Girlz..

Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab

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Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab hota hy? . Jb pyar me dhoka ho? Nahi. Jab exam me fail ho? Nahi. Jb koi qemti Cheez chori ho jae? . .Phr Kab D...

Physics kitni Easy hoti agar?

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Physics kitni Easy hoti agar? . . . . . . . . .. Agar . . . . . . ‘Apple’ k jagah ‘Tree’ gir gaya hota!!! To Newton hi mar jata!!!

Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se

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Kaise Mumkin Tha Kisi aur Dawa Se Ilaaj…? . Ae Galib! . Ishq Ka Rog Tha . . . .. MAA ki Chappal se hi Aaram Aaya. <(',') ((> ...

Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez

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Insan ko Bemar kr Deny wali Chezo me se 1 cheez "APN0 KI JUDAI HY" So Plz Roz Aik 2 sms kr dia kro" (' , ')> ...

Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy

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Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy Wah wah wah Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy \(",) |> /...

Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha?

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Teacher:Tum sb ne body guard film dekh kr kia sekha? Bachy: Yahi k larkion ka koi bharosa ni wo to secuirty guard se b set hoskti hay .

Wife Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho

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Wife Wo Samne Sharabi dekh rahe ho Maine use 10 sal phle shadi se inkar kiya tha 0r wo aaj tak p raha hai Husband: ITNA Lammbba jashan...

Sn: Ppa god news hai

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Sn: Ppa god news hai Ppa: Kya? Sn: Apko yd hai apne kha tha ke agr main Exm main pas hogya to mje 5000 denge. Ppa: Hn. Sn: Apke 5000 bach g...

Husband texts to wife on cell..

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Husband texts to wife on cell.. "Hi,what r u doing Darling?" Wife: I'm dying..! Husband jumps with joy but types "Sweet ...

Read Carefully

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Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
Sunday, 17 March 2013

Breaking news

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'Breaking News" C.C.P.O Karachi said: "Aaj rat 12 baje k bad double "Aur Tripple films araam se dekhein koi masla...